iDrakula

iDrakula had more fluff per page than any book I have ever read, barring children's picture books.  Most pages had word counts that made Dr. Seuss look like Tolstoy.  The average page consists of an overwhelming amount of white space with a phone in the middle and a text message going on in the screen of said phone.  I haven't read the original Dracula, so I don't know how good of an adaptation it is.  In fact, I don't like adaptations in general, so it's probably a good thing for iDrakula that I haven't read its predecessor.  Expect your hands to get tired of page-turning long before your eyes get tired of word-scanning.